"DKerstan" (dkerstan)
05/09/2016 at 18:20 • Filed to: Oppo Elections | 1 | 56 |
Here are the results for the Oppositelock Primary, and a link to the general ballot. Only two more hours of voting!
1) Van Man, rocks the Man Van: 85 Votes
2) HondaBro / Save the Integra’s: 48 Votes
3) TheHondaBro: 11 Votes
4) Dr. Zoidberg: 7 Votes
5) A three way tie between: Benjamin Rolland, Bman76 (no it doesn’t need a WS6 hood), and Sir_Stig: “On Jelopnic, No One Knows You’re a FWD.”: 2 Votes Each
Now vote for your favorite candidate!
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Edit 3pm 5/9 :
TheHondaBro/SaveTheIntegra’s is currently in first with 683 votes
Benjamin Rolland holds second with 666 votes
Bman76 (no it doesn’t need a WS6hood) trails behind in third with 201 Votes
Voting will close 5PM PST Monday.
gmporschenut also a fan of hondas
> DKerstan
05/08/2016 at 16:45 | 1 |
who will shamelessly pander to the 914 crowd?
not for canada - australian in disguise
> DKerstan
05/08/2016 at 16:47 | 10 |
i’d like to thank the citizens of oppositelock for voting for me as your new leader when do i start
Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch
> DKerstan
05/08/2016 at 16:59 | 2 |
Huh, I made it to the general... neat.
Mercedes Streeter
> DKerstan
05/08/2016 at 17:05 | 0 |
Oh well, I’ll try again in 2020!!!
Who was the remaining top ten?
Teflexing
> DKerstan
05/08/2016 at 17:12 | 0 |
ZOIDBERG FTW!
Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
> DKerstan
05/08/2016 at 17:18 | 0 |
HOW ARE WE LOSING?!?!?!
Van Man, rocks the Man Van
> DKerstan
05/08/2016 at 17:22 | 0 |
VOTE 4 VAN MAN 4 PREZ
TOGETHER WE CAN TAKE DOWN SAVETHEINTEGRAS, THEHONDABRO, AND ZOIDBERG. DON’T FALL FOR THEIR TRICKS. VOTE FOR ME IF YOU WANT [insert whatever you want]!
I am Van Man and I approve this message.
Van Man, rocks the Man Van
> Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
05/08/2016 at 17:27 | 0 |
BECAUSE VAN MAN IS #LYFE
Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
> DKerstan
05/08/2016 at 17:28 | 7 |
Your attempts at undermining the Oppo Oligarchy are futile.
boxrocket
> DKerstan
05/08/2016 at 17:32 | 0 |
I, uh, honestly did not know this was going on.
TheHondaBro
> DKerstan
05/08/2016 at 17:34 | 1 |
I’m in there twice. I win by default.
Your boy, BJR
> DKerstan
05/08/2016 at 17:35 | 0 |
Vote for me.
Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
> DKerstan
05/08/2016 at 17:59 | 5 |
I have a suspicion that Van man is cheating.
touring the brook - now with ZHP!
> Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
05/08/2016 at 18:17 | 0 |
I do smell a rigged election in his favor...
DKerstan
> Mercedes Streeter
05/08/2016 at 18:55 | 1 |
spanfucker retire bitch
> DKerstan
05/08/2016 at 19:15 | 2 |
So the question “Why not Zoidberg?” has finally been answered.
Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
> touring the brook - now with ZHP!
05/08/2016 at 19:21 | 0 |
On a site where most posts get less than 100 comments..... That just seems like too much to be legit.
Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
> DKerstan
05/08/2016 at 19:33 | 4 |
I can’t believe I did worse than HondaBro. If only I had talked about the Celica more. I have a feeling that would have really tipped the scales.
Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
> spanfucker retire bitch
05/08/2016 at 19:35 | 2 |
:(
Mercedes Streeter
> DKerstan
05/08/2016 at 19:47 | 0 |
Damn! lol
Racin'Jason001
> Van Man, rocks the Man Van
05/08/2016 at 20:08 | 1 |
VOTE 4 VAN MAN 4 PREZ
TOGETHER WE CAN TAKE DOWN SAVETHEINTEGRAS, THEHONDABRO, AND ZOIDBERG. DON’T FALL FOR THEIR TRICKS. VOTE FOR ME IF YOU WANT [ AWESOME VAN REVIEWS, and other Honda products]!
Spridget
> Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
05/08/2016 at 21:59 | 1 |
You need to broker a ticket with The Van Man to counter the TheHondaBro/Save The Integras bromance/campaign.
Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
> Spridget
05/08/2016 at 22:03 | 0 |
What about the puppy?
Spridget
> Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
05/08/2016 at 22:26 | 0 |
Secretary of Defense.
C62030
> DKerstan
05/08/2016 at 23:46 | 0 |
I’m not on this list and someone’s gonna pay dearly for it
Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
> Mercedes Streeter
05/08/2016 at 23:53 | 0 |
Hey! We got the same number of votes!
Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
> Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
05/09/2016 at 00:10 | 0 |
The puppy that you tried to trade for a computer?
Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
> Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
05/09/2016 at 00:12 | 1 |
Why not — you’d willingly return her after 3 hours I assure you. Free computer and puppy returned.
pjhusa
> DKerstan
05/09/2016 at 00:21 | 0 |
52.5%?! how?!
The Dummy Gummy
> DKerstan
05/09/2016 at 00:23 | 1 |
Where is the write in section? Because I want to vote independent.
interstate366, now In The Industry
> DKerstan
05/09/2016 at 00:34 | 0 |
Oh good, nobody voted for me, just as I asked.
Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
> Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
05/09/2016 at 00:43 | 0 |
In my experience, they mellow after a few years.
Wheelerguy
> DKerstan
05/09/2016 at 01:23 | 1 |
Hold on. Somebody voted for me?! I didn’t even vote for the elections in my country!
But really, I need a running mate.
DKerstan
> Wheelerguy
05/09/2016 at 01:24 | 0 |
Yup, you got one vote.
RallyWrench
> Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch
05/09/2016 at 13:11 | 1 |
This kind of content is exactly why I voted for you. This car is on my desk:
Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch
> RallyWrench
05/09/2016 at 13:19 | 0 |
Thank you!
I still need to get a model of one (or import a real one) for myself.
StingrayJake
> DKerstan
05/09/2016 at 16:31 | 0 |
Why is Fred Smith not an option?
NotoriousEID
> gmporschenut also a fan of hondas
05/09/2016 at 17:05 | 1 |
You’ve won my vote.
Van Man, rocks the Man Van
> Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
05/09/2016 at 18:33 | 1 |
Check the other candidates’ totals now and then let me know who is cheating.
Future next gen S2000 owner
> DKerstan
05/09/2016 at 18:35 | 0 |
I willing to sell my vote. Who wants it?
Spaceball-Two
> Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
05/09/2016 at 18:44 | 0 |
If it helps. I gave you my vote.
Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
> Van Man, rocks the Man Van
05/09/2016 at 18:45 | 0 |
As of the initial voting your numbers were massive. Now im pretty sure everyone is cheating.
Brian, The Life of
> Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
05/09/2016 at 18:58 | 2 |
SHHH, now. Just let them think they have some power. That will take focus away from The Disappeared.
/evil laughter
Xyl0c41n3
> DKerstan
05/09/2016 at 19:08 | 0 |
Erm. That's not a very good poll. I allege voter and election fraud is occurring! There's no mechanism to keep a person from voting multiple times. That's not a fair election at all.
Your boy, BJR
> Brian, The Life of
05/09/2016 at 19:10 | 0 |
I know about 505Turbeaux, Eli’s got 2, and Brian Silvestro, you guys.
Your boy, BJR
> Xyl0c41n3
05/09/2016 at 19:16 | 0 |
Careful, don’t go playing investigative reporter now, you might get in over your head with the wrong people.
DKerstan
> Xyl0c41n3
05/09/2016 at 19:21 | 0 |
I refuse to comment on these serious allegations. A formal investigation is in progress but without significant evidence no charges can be levied.
Xyl0c41n3
> Your boy, BJR
05/09/2016 at 19:32 | 0 |
I ain’t scurred.
I am a reporter and Francis Underwood doesn't give a shit about Oppo.
S65
> Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
05/09/2016 at 19:44 | 1 |
If It Helps, i Voted For You.
TheHondaBro
> Spaceball-Two
05/09/2016 at 19:55 | 0 |
You didn’t vote for me??
Spaceball-Two
> TheHondaBro
05/09/2016 at 19:58 | 0 |
All his cars are rusty. He needs all the help he can get.
TheHondaBro
> Spaceball-Two
05/09/2016 at 19:59 | 0 |
My neighbors are potheads. You can identify with that!
Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
> Brian, The Life of
05/09/2016 at 20:01 | 0 |
yes
Van Man, rocks the Man Van
> Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
05/09/2016 at 20:46 | 0 |
Pretty much.
Spaceball-Two
> TheHondaBro
05/09/2016 at 21:38 | 1 |
I'm not a pot head. I'm a frequent marijuana enthusiast
TheHondaBro
> Spaceball-Two
05/09/2016 at 21:55 | 1 |
Right, and I’m a kabab enthusiast.